when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
oh
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
(Source: lutecely)
do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo)
OH NO
PAINFULLY AWKWARD MOMENT IN FANFIC
/SLAMS HANDS INTO FACE
/WALKS CIRCLES THROUGH ROOM
/ASDFGJHFKL::LALDFLHKL???
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I cannot even explain how fucking accurate this is.
(Source: castielockedoctor)